Angry Puppy

I came across the game Escape from Rehab on Kotaku and thought I’d share it with you fun kids. I swear that I had no intention of bringing up Willow (again), but look what happened!

Lee: “Oh, fun! Someone made a Flash game in which Amy Winehouse must battle her way out of rehab! Haha, oh lulz, she uses drugs as her weapons. And she’s…fighting Batman? And Iron Man…and Hellboy? (Wait. What?)”

Internet: “Pssst… It’s a promotion for Disaster Movie.”

Lee: “You mean that franchise with all the random pop culture non sequiturs that stopped being funny after Scary Movie 2?”

Internet: “Yeah, that’s it. But Scary Movie 3 was decent, no? Anyway, shut up a minute. You know, you can kill at least another quarter of an hour by reading the comments on this post. Look! There’s one about a spoof of these spoofs called Vague Genre Movie.  Let’s watch?”

Lee: “No, really, I have things to d…”

Lee: “Hey, that’s Willow at the one minute mark! I mean, Alyson Hannigan. Is that a scene from Date Movie? Why, oh, why, cruel Internet, have you reminded me of her filmography just as I was coming to terms with it?”

In conclusion, I’ll be over here re-watching Buffy Season 6 now. Oh, and that Amy Winehouse game sucks ballz.

In our latest episode, Marc “points out” that I’m a Nintendo fan, and by “points out” I mean “mocks”.

OK, so maybe it’s true. Mental Floss has a quiz called “Super Mario Bros. Villain or Obscure Dinosaur“. I only missed one, and sadly, I didn’t have to guess: I remembered all those little beasties from my many hours with various Marios. I won’t tell you which one I missed, so you can go take the quiz yourselves.

Oh, and though I’m not sure where it originally comes from, that cosplay Birdo picture is something disturbing from a post by this week’s guest, Flynn De Marco on Kotaku. So, you can thank him for your nightmares or fantasies, as the case may be.

[Via Neatorama]

They call it Cello Challenge, but I think Cello Hero is a better name for this Flash game hosted by the Berliner Philharmoniker which pits you against Camille Saint-Saëns. No, he’s not the guy playing the cello.

I played accurately a couple of times, learning that I need a new mouse in the process, but it was more interesting to “play” the cello freestyle. You get an avant-garde sounding version of The Swan (and very few points).

Play well or play badly, it’s too late to enter the sweepstakes for free tickets. They keep collecting addresses, though, making this one a true time-waster.

[Via Neatorama]

Who needs universal health care?

You’re Alan Probe, pizza delivery boy and wannabe surgeon. The hobo you’ve just run over in the alley turns out to be Dr. Ignacious Bleed, disgraced surgeon and cough syrup addict. And he needs surgery now.

Combine his knowledge with your pizza cutter (and various other “surgical” implements) to perform alleyway miracles.

I’m seriously surprised that there’s no disclaimer warning you not to try this at home. Any amateur lawyers in the house?

Amateur Surgeon at Adult Swim

[Via Kotaku]

I’m sure that there are strategies to this Flash game, but I don’t really care. To be honest, I don’t even understand the scoring system.

But I do like catapulting items into granny’s house and watching the chaos. Send me your screenshots if you can get even a couple of pieces in their proper positions!

Via Kotaku