Angry Puppy

Missing Lost? Just let this run in the background all day.

I am in serious awe of the creator of this site…

[Via Christine. Thanks!]

Nintendo loves to keep its products exclusive, and now that most CEOs would just as soon have a bag of used postage stamps as a bag of US dollars, the limited WiiFits that are in circulation are heading to more profitable markets.

But, friends, another Japanese export is there to whip you into shape for free. Enter Mariko Takahashi and her Fitness Video for being appraised as an “EX-FAT GIRL”. Yes, that’s the actual title.

I’ve been using her program all week, and my forearm-biceps are already getting that healthy, round shape.

Official Nagi Noda site

[Via Meghan. Thanks!]

It’s not you, Neon. You’re just not Hydrogen’s type.

Marie Curie is proud to present: “Chemicals having a party”. Sexy carbons, bored noble gases, explosive reactions. More information.

[Via Make]

I record G4’s Attack of the Show every day, but since I’m a grown man, I don’t watch the full episodes. Instead, each weekend, I skim through them all, watching mostly just the scenes with Olivia Munn (don’t judge me) or Blair Butler.

For those who don’t watch, here’s Olivia Munn as Lesbionic Woman. If Bionic Woman had been this good, there’d be a second season.

This week, they showed the gay-geekiest thing I’ve seen in a while: I Will Derive, a calculus-themed parody of the Gloria Gaynor hit.

Of course, that led me into an Internet K-hole, so submitted for your approval are my top picks in the first annual Math-Themed Music Parodies Probably by High School Students for Class Projects Awards or MtMPPHSSCP Awards, for short. Read the rest of this entry »

I am being driven insane by a little Flash video that I found online somewhere last year. It’s set to what I think is a Thai pop song and features an 8-bit lady out on the town. I especially like when she takes down the roomful of (I think) bouncer-thugs in what looks like a mini-game in the middle of the clip. But why did they want her out of the club? Is she jealous of the scantily-clad woman at the next bar or is she just showing off her dance moves to those guys at the table? And is that supposed to be her husband or her father in the last scene?

My biggest problem is that the hook near the words “Khor Borg” won’t get out of my head. I found myself humming the thing again this morning when the answer hit me: crowdsourcing!

Here’s a poor-quality version on YouTube. Perhaps one of you knows what’s going on in this thing? If you’re as clueless as me, I’ll accept your best interpretation.