April 11th, 2008GAF #14: Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
Poor old baron.
Those of you who read the Prelude To Dune trilogy know that he wasn’t always a vicious, diseased, floating, fat, evil gay, but that he started out as a vicious, hot-bodied, well-toned, very attractive, evil gay.
It’s a shame that the gay guy had to be the evilest of all the very evil people in the Duniverse, but at least in the David Lynch version of the film we got to watch him drool over sweaty Sting clad only in his groin sculpture.
So we salute you, o installer of disgusting heart plugs and chewer of scenery!
And welcome to the Gallery of Gay Action Figures.
