March 20th, 2008Lindsay Lohan Wants to Be a Superhero
This Harper’s Bazaar article is the usual celebrity pablum about a 21-year-old’s “comeback,” but for some reason, it’s accompanied by photos of her with various superheroes.
Apparently she:
- had a kid with Spiderman,
- is hooking up with Batman on the side,
- goes shopping with the Flash,
- chats with gal-pal Robin,
- turns tricks on the corner with the Hulk,
- does Captain America’s laundry,
- gets Catwoman to wash her car,
- and ends the day either with Wonder Woman’s outfit or with a naked Wonder Woman.
It all makes about as much sense as I Know Who Killed Me, but the costumes are better.
[Via Super Punch]
March 20th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Robin is the only one that looks real (and I’m excluding Lohan herself, mind you).
March 20th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
By the way, Google puts strange ads on your site like this one.
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7671/imgadvo5.jpg
Does anybody even know what this means? I’m afraid if I click it the universe might implode.
March 20th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
The ad you just posted the image of is there in front of me as I type this.
That site (AntiAging4Geeks.com) doesn’t make a lick of sense to me. It appears to be random text articles with photos of guys who, frankly, look their ages but with captions like “Stunning. Impressive. Unlikely to be challenged”.
Maybe it’s some sort of cult? Or probably just a spam site.
March 21st, 2008 at 9:25 pm
It’s like a train-wreck if the train were a thesaurus. But it’s so captivating.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:19 am
Hey guys,
Since that silly google banner ad you mention appeared for 2 weeks straight on livejournal, I have been gathering info and comments for a review.
Funny thing. You are the first to say they look close to their age, especially the guy on the right.
A typical quote is “a man who looks like the junior college president of the Magic: The Gathering society”, and so on. I have a few dozen already.
So, if its ok with you, I would like to use your comments cause they represent the unusual opinion, and the cult, universe imploding, and thesaurus remarks are plain funny.
Not sure if I should ask for permission or simply give proper citation.
Oh well.
Nice site, btw. I totally Digg it. And, it also has a pretty unique angle, which you can probably tell I look for from my obsessive interest in the banner ad site.