I try not to subscribe to mailing lists (RSS…RSS…), but for some reason I get Apple marketing e-mails.

“Surprise your valentine with a pink iPod nano,” read the subject line.  Blech.

The e-mail, once opened, revealed a bigger horror within:

Prepare for a Bitch-slappin’

Double blech.

If you go in for this sort of thing, let me translate.  I saw something like this:

Though It’s Kind of Cute

The only nano my Valentine would be interested in would be along these lines:

OBEY

You would think they would segment their list into different market groups.  But then again, maybe they already have. Triple blech.

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