Luke Skywalker Meets Debbie Does Dallas?I was going to not mention this “controversy” at all, because it’s boring in that 90s-Tipper-Gore way.  But this is too funny/sad.  An actual quote from Fox’s panel regarding Mass Effect: “Luke Skywalker meets Debbie Does Dallas”.

Martha MacCallum at Fox says in this video that there’s “full digital nudity” in Mass Effect with “the ability for the players to engage in graphic sex and the person playing the game gets to decide exactly what’s going to happen between the two people, if you know what I mean.”  I don’t know what you mean, and why are you being coy on a professional news show?

Luke Skywalker Meets Debbie Does Dallas!Marc has been attached to the Xbox since Christmas and must be playing this wrong.  Either that or it’s bald-faced lies from Fox because I haven’t seen him do anything sexy except talk to that guy voiced by Seth Green.

The most interesting thing is that when the pro-game guy rebutts a claim successfully (like the “full digital nudity” which is less than I see in most beer commercials), they change the subject to violence, then let the subject slowly drift back to the sex.

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