Er… no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.We honor our favorite Springfield lackey with the inclusion of “Resort Smithers” which, while only one of several Smithers action figures currently on the market, is in our humble opinion the most gay, or as Marge would say, “festive”.

It’s not easy gaying up Smithers another notch. This is the guy with a naked Mr. Burns screen saver, who vacations in a gay resort, has a mysterious past connection with animated John Waters, and is the president of the Malibu Stacy fan club.

We salute you, Waylon Smithers, Jr, and our Gallery of Gay Action Figures is honored by your cromulent inclusion.

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